NEXT sir
GOOEY 💦🫦
6 Jun 2026, 7AM @ UBQ (Fitzroy, Naarm)
SIR, the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED, is bringing it back to its early morning roots in Naarm.
SIR is an unapologetically inclusive club night and safe haven for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies, and friends to love themselves and dance the night away to the sounds of techno in dark, loud, debaucherous spaces.
SIR presents GOOEY is a sex-positive afterparty for LGBTQIA+ communities, allies and friends to enjoy with designated play areas and a thick pour of techno to keep your long weekend moving.
Maybe you’re a gooey fluid girl or just someone who loves to get hot and sweaty. Gooey is that beautiful moment when night blurs into day and bodies meld into one.
This is going to be a wild ride. Strap in, you don’t want to miss it!
If you have a ticket to Barba or other events over King’s Birthday weekend, you can access a GOOEY discount. Email or DM us with proof of your ticket and we’ll send you the code.
PREVIOUS sir
RELAY! ⚡🤖🪩
1 May 2026, 10PM @ Double Whammy! (Tāmaki Makaurau/Auckland
SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – is finally back to plug you in and power you up ⚡
SIR is an unapologetically inclusive club night and safe haven for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies, and friends to love themselves and dance the night away to the sounds of techno in dark, loud, debaucherous spaces.
On Friday, 1 May 2026, we return to Double Whammy! with something a little different…
This time, we’re not just playing sets. We’re running a Relay.
RELAY means each DJ overlaps with the one before and after them, passing the music along in sequence and keeping the night in constant motion. No hard resets. No flat spots. Just a seamless flow of energy, genres, and BPM from start to finish.
This is going to be a wild ride. Strap in, you don’t want to miss it!
sir IN NAARM!
Naarm POP-UP! 💗🔊🖤
20 Mar 2026, 10PM @ New Guernica’s Attic (Naarm/Melbourne)
SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – is landing in Naarm this March!
SIR is an unapologetically inclusive club night and safe haven for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies, and friends to love themselves and dance the night away to the sounds of techno in dark, loud, debaucherous spaces.
Born in Auckland’s queer underground, SIR has spent the last few years building a reputation for doing it right: music-first, exciting themes, and a dancefloor that’s shameless in energy and grounded on respect. What started as a house party has grown into a loyal community packing out nightclubs with lineups that pulled talent from across Aotearoa and internationally with past guest DJs from Paris, New York, Sydney, and Naarm.
Join us Friday, 20 March 2026 at New Guernica’s Attic for SIR’s first Melbourne event, not a rehearsal, but a proper taste of the standard, the sound, and the kind of crowd we’re here to gather.
EARLIER sir
Y2K! 💿✨📟
3 Oct 2025, 10PM
SIR – the club night where you can feel SHAMELESS, INTIMATE, and RESPECTED – back to kick it Y2K style!
SIR is an unapologetically inclusive techno party and safe haven for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies, and friends.
Before there was TikTok… before there was “cringe culture”… there was pure, unadulterated cringy fashion and absolute bangers. And at SIR, cringe culture is banned – so make sure that lip gloss is poppin’, sharpen that eyeliner, and get ready to serve millennium realness.
On Friday, 3 October 2025 we threw a massive throwback techno trip where Paris was queen, low-rise jeans ruled the world, and the only thing more outrageous than the outfits was the music.
sir merch
The “Techno? Yes, SIR!“ merch is sold out!
Stay tuned for the next design release.
All profits go to charity!
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